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		<title>The Aptly Named Chocolate Wonders</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alicia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apt because there are so many things about which to wonder once you eat one. Things like, &#34;I wonder if I can resist eating another one!&#34; or &#34;I wonder if all of my teeth are going to fall out of my mouth!&#34; and maybe even &#34;I wonder if that tingly sensation is that bite going [...]]]></description>
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<div class="clear_none">Apt because there are so many things about which to wonder once you eat one. Things like, &quot;I wonder if I can resist eating another one!&quot; or &quot;I wonder if all of my teeth are going to fall out of my mouth!&quot; and maybe even &quot;I wonder if that tingly sensation is that bite going immediately to my hips!&quot; My reaction was, &quot;Oh holy Mary mother of Jesus, I wonder where I put my antacids&#8230;&quot; because these cookies? They mean business. In both the best and worst ways.    </p>
<p>They&#8217;re from <a title="http://www.amazon.com/Improvisational-Cook-Sally-Schneider/dp/0060731648/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1251601800&amp;sr=8-1" href="http://www.amazon.com/Improvisational-Cook-Sally-Schneider/dp/0060731648/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1251601800&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank">The Improvisational Cook</a> by Sally Schneider, which is an interesting book not only because the title describes my polar opposite but because of the approach it has towards both the recipes and the layout of the book itself. For instance, the other day I made one of the recipes demonstrating what she calls &quot;close-roasting&quot;, a pork shoulder braised in its own juices by covering closely with aluminum foil in a dutch oven and marinated overnight in a &quot;mole-inspired ancho chile, cinnamon and cocoa powder&quot; rub. This was but one of 4 variations listed under the category of close-roasting &#8211; the next variation? Duck. So the goal is to show you the technique and how you might apply it to anything you have on hand, so that you might &#8211; get ready for it &#8211; improvise! Amazing how that works. We&#8217;ll see how that works out for someone like me, what with my panic attacks at having a different kind of paprika than a recipe calls for.     </p>
<p>Anyway, my lemon cake was almost gone and I needed something to keep me from reaching out to Little Debbie, (she&#8217;s so good to me!) so I plucked this recipe out of the back since Warren prefers brownie or other chocolate + flour treats. A word of caution &#8211; these tell you heaping tablespoon or 1/4 portions of dough. If you make these with the variation I have written, they are nearly too big to be comfortably enjoyed due to the richness. If/when I make them again, I&#8217;m going to scale it back to a heaping teaspoon instead (if you do it now, remember that smaller portion = less time in the oven.) Then again, I had half of one for breakfast and two after dinner, so&#8230;    </div>
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<p><b><u>Chocolate Wonders</u></b><u></u>    <br />Adapted from &quot;The Improvisational Cook&quot; by Sally Schneider    </p>
<p><b>You will need:</b>    <br />8 oz. bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, or 6 oz semisweet chocolate and 2 oz unsweetened chocolate, chopped. (because who doesn&#8217;t have unsweetened chocolate on hand&#8230;)    <br />6 Tbsp. unsalted butter    <br />1/3 c. all-purpose flour    <br />1/2 tsp. baking powder    <br />1/4 tsp. kosher salt    <br />2 large eggs, at room temperature    <br />2 tsp. instant espresso powder* (optional)    <br />2 tsp. vanilla extract    <br />3/4 c. sugar    <br />&#8211;variations**&#8211;    <br />1 c. milk chocolate chips    <br />1 c. semisweet chocolate chips    <br />1/2 c. white chocolate chips    <br />1/2 c. bittersweet chocolate chips    </p>
<p>Now, down to business. There&#8217;s some instructions as to placement for two racks in the oven, but I know my limitations as a baker so I keep to a single rack in the center of the oven unless a recipe tells me specifically that I cannot do that. Preheat your oven to 325F and prepare your cookie sheets by lining them either with parchment paper (my favorite) or aluminum foil with the shiny side up. If you are fancy and have a Silpat or the equivalent, I see no reason why this wouldn&#8217;t be a perfectly good application for it.     </p>
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<p>Melt your butter and chocolate by placing both in a double boiler, or in my case, a steel bowl over a small saucepan with a bit of simmering water in it. I feel like it&#8217;s repetitive but I have to say again, there are several methods for melting chocolate and frankly if you&#8217;re not tempering it, melt the stuff however you want. In a pan or in the microwave, I really can&#8217;t see it being a problem as long as you don&#8217;t let it scorch. This recipe mentions even a Flame Tamer. Does anyone actually know what a Flame Tamer is? Anyway, once you&#8217;re melted set it aside and let it cool down. You want it to still be warm, but just barely.       </div>
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<p>While it cools, sift/whisk your flour, baking powder and salt in a medium bowl and set aside.    </p>
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<p>In yet another bowl, combine the eggs, espresso powder and vanilla, and beat with a whisk or hand mixer until combined. Add the sugar and beat until thick, which will take a minute or two. God help you if you chose a whisk, as about 30 seconds in my wrist was staging a revolt.      </div>
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<p>Use a rubber or silicone spatula to add the chocolate mixture into the eggs and mix until just combined.     </p>
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<p>Finally, add the flour and stir with the spatula until just blended.       </div>
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<p>Add your variations &#8211; &quot;chunky embellishments&quot; she calls them &#8211; by folding into the batter with the spatula until evenly incorporated.     </p>
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<p>Drop the batter by heaping tablespoons on the pans, leaving 1 1/2 inches between cookies. Bake about 15-17 minutes, until the tops look set and have that cracked, brownie-like finish. Let cool to warm on the pan before removing to a rack and/or shoving in your mouth. They have a soft interior fresh out of the oven that you want to protect so that it can firm up a bit without falling all over the place, thus the wait.       </p>
<p><b>Notes:</b>      </p>
<p>* This is one of those things I realize not everyone will have on hand. If I hadn&#8217;t used it in a chocolate tart, I wouldn&#8217;t have it either. If you are not inclined to buy it or can&#8217;t find it (Harmons has it, SLCers) you can substitute instant coffee instead. Its only purpose is to bring out and deepen the chocolate, it doesn&#8217;t taste at all of coffee.      </p>
<p>** My variation is ridiculous. The original recipe calls for 1 cup each of chocolate chips, chopped pecans and chopped walnuts, but I&#8217;m the only one in the house who likes nutty things and the last thing I need is to eat 20 cookies on my own. I&#8217;m not saying these aren&#8217;t insanely good, because they really, really are, but they are also really, really rich and contain a truly absurd amount of chocolate. They&#8217;re not, as such things can be, overly sweet but they are definitely bordering on <i>too</i> rich. Just keeping you informed! If you don&#8217;t want this much chocolate, as far as I can tell you can throw anything you want in this batter. Craving some pork fat? Caramel and bacon go well together, so why not some bacon bits, caramel pieces and cashews? You could even flavor the batter accordingly, say, a pinch of cayenne for heat and make your chunky bits Red Hots or cinnamon gummy bears or something. Could do the same with mint and make it a candy cane/York/choc. chip with creme de menthe replacing the vanilla. So many possibilities to be had here. It should also be said that the batter is good without the chunks and would make very acceptable plain cookies &#8211; the book calls these &quot;Chocolate Planets&quot; &#8211; but with a smaller size.       </p>
<p>And as a final note unmarked by asterisks, when it comes to cookies &#8211; or anything, really &#8211; with this amount of chocolate, quality is important. It&#8217;s worth it to splurge a little. I mean, I&#8217;m not busting out the Valrhona or Scharffen Berger, but using Guittard chips over Nestle or Hershey, and the Ghirardelli baking bars over Baker&#8217;s chocolate squares can really make a difference. </p></div>
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		<title>Herb-roasted Pork Loin with Green Beans and Spring Onions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alicia</dc:creator>
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<p>Once upon a time, my brain rewired itself overnight to make me want to learn how to cook, and cook well. One of the first dishes I made after that epiphany was a braised short rib dish &#8211; <a title="http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/12/braised-beef-short-ribs/" href="http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/12/braised-beef-short-ribs/" target="_blank">this one, in fact</a> &#8211; and to this day, despite the mistakes I made while cooking it, it remains possibly the most delicious meal to grace my kitchen. So when I was scouting cookbooks at a local library branch last week, imagine my excitement to see the very book that recipe was culled from on the shelf: <a title="http://www.amazon.com/Sunday-Suppers-Lucques-Seasonal-Recipes/dp/1400042151/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1251321673&amp;sr=8-1" href="http://www.amazon.com/Sunday-Suppers-Lucques-Seasonal-Recipes/dp/1400042151/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1251321673&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank">Sunday Suppers at Lucques</a>.     </p>
<p>The photographs are beautiful, far outclassing anything I&#8217;ve accomplished to date.The variety is impressive and it&#8217;s categorized by season, so you know if you&#8217;ll be able to find the produce the recipe will call for. That said, there are a number of ingredients used that, if not difficult to locate, are expensive to purchase &#8211; saffron and fleur de sel, as an example &#8211; that can be intimidating. For someone like me who is not much of a seafood eater, it seems to be a heavyweight item on the menus, but it all sounds so good that frankly I&#8217;m reconsidering my stance.     </p>
<p>This particular recipe appealed on several levels &#8211; first, it contains pig and I am very, very fond of cooked pig. Second, it sounded relatively easy and had a new vegetable (that I was ultimately too cheap to purchase) to try as a side dish. Finally, the use of fresh herbs appealed to me. The end result did not disappoint and will, in fact, be made again soon. </p></div>
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<p><b><u>Herb-roasted Pork Loin</u></b><u></u>     <br /><i>adapted from &quot;Sunday Suppers at Lucques&quot; by Suzanne Goin</i>     </p>
<p><b>You will need:</b>     <br />1/2 c. Dijon mustard     <br />1 Tbsp. thyme leaves, plus 6 sprigs     <br />2 Tbsp. chopped flat leaf (Italian) parsley     <br />1/4 c. extra-virgin olive oil     <br />10 cloves of garlic, smashed     <br />3 lbs. center-cut pork loin*     <br />3 sprigs rosemary, broken into 3&quot; pieces     <br />3 sprigs sage     <br />6 Tbsp. unsalted butter, sliced     <br />Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper     </p>
<p>In a shallow baking dish, whisk together the mustard, thyme leaves (not the sprigs!), parsley and 2 Tbsp olive oil. Stir in the garlic and cover the pork loin with the mixture. Cover and refrigerate overnight.     </p>
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<p>Take the pork out 1 hour before cooking to allow it to come to room temperature. After 30 minutes, season generously with salt and pepper. Keep the marinade nearby as you&#8217;ll be using it again.       </p>
<p>Preheat the oven to 325F. While the oven heats, chuck a large saute pan over high heat for 3 minutes. Add in the remaining 2 Tbps. olive oil and give it a couple of minutes to heat. You want it almost to the smoking point. Place the pork loin in the pan and sear on all sides until it&#8217;s well browned and has that lovely caramelization going for it. Be patient with it, if you turn the pork too quickly you&#8217;ll leave the marinade in the pan and not on the pork. You can expect to give it somewhere between 3 and 5 minutes per side.       </p>
<p>Transfer the loin to a roasting rack and cover in the reserved marinade. Take the saute pan off the heat but don&#8217;t clean it &#8211; we&#8217;ll be using those crusty brown bits later. Arrange the rosemary, sage and thyme sprigs on the roast and top with 3 Tbsp. butter.       </p>
<p>Into the oven it goes until it reaches about 120F on a thermometer, roughly an hour. Let the pork rest 10 minutes before slicing it.       </p>
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<p>When the pork is nearly out of the oven, return the searing pan to medium-high heat. Allow it a few minutes to get hot then deglaze with chicken stock, water or white wine, or any combination of the three. Bring it to a boil, scraping the browned bits off the bottom. Swirl in 3 Tbsp. butter and set aside.     </p>
<p><b><u>Green Beans &amp; Spring Onions</u></b>     </p>
<p><b>You will need:</b>     <br />1 1/2 lbs young, thin green beans, stems removed but the tails left on     <br />3 bunches spring onions**     <br />4 Tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil     <br />2 tsp. thyme leaves     <br />2 Tbsp. unsalted butter     <br />10 small sage leaves***     <br />Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper     </p>
<p>Add the green beans to a pot of salted boiling water for 3 minutes, or until tender &#8211; crisp, but tender. (if you ever wondered what blanching was, you just did it)     </p>
<p>Cut the spring onions 1 inch above the bulb, leaving some green still attached. Trim the roots up as high as you can, but leave them attached, otherwise the onion will seperate and that is a do not want in this scenario. Slice them lengthwise into 1/4&quot; thick wedges. (Mine were on the thin side, so 1/4&quot; was just cut in half.)     </p>
<p>Heat a large pan over medium-high heat for 2 minutes. Add 2 Tbsp. olive oil into the pan and gently place onions in, cut side down. (for what it&#8217;s worth, I just put them in, I&#8217;m not willing to be that precise) Season with salt, pepper and thyme, and cook 2 to 3 minutes until they start to brown up a little. Turn them (stir, in my case. again with the precision) using tongs and add in the green beans. Season with salt and pepper again and cook for an additional 3-4 minutes, stirring to combine. Add the butter and sage leaves and cook a few more minutes, tossing to glaze the veggies in the butter and let them get their sage on.     </p>
<p><b><u>Notes:</u></b>     </p>
<p>- While I see no reason why you couldn&#8217;t use dried herbs here, I didn&#8217;t include the measurements for them because a) I&#8217;d have to look them up and b) such a large portion of the flavor comes from the fresh herbs that it is worthwhile to go to the trouble/expense to have them.     </p>
<p>* &#8211; Pork loin and pork tenderloin are not the same thing. If you knew this, good on you. If you didn&#8217;t, don&#8217;t worry, neither did I. Learn something new all the time!     </p>
<p>** &#8211; Spring onions are also known as green onions or scallions. Why one thing needs three names, I&#8217;ll never know, but there you go. I googled so you don&#8217;t have to.     </p>
<p>*** &#8211; My sage leaves were huge, so I sliced up 4 of them into 3 pieces each and called it close enough.</p></div>
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		<title>A Series of Failures, Part One.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alicia</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The more gentle-minded may be inclined to say that it&#8217;s not failure, it&#8217;s learning, but let&#8217;s be honest: when the end result is not good, it&#8217;s a failure no matter how much you picked up in the process. A string of bad luck has made me very glad that tonight was taco night and even though it was a new recipe, you just can&#8217;t screw up tacos. They&#8217;re like a fancier peanut butter and jelly sandwich, especially when you grill the meat&#160; (or in my case, have someone else grill the meat for you so your house, dog, child or person does not catch on fire in the process).</p>
<p>But before I get to that, let&#8217;s go ahead and address the failures since they are sitting in my Flickr, waiting to be discussed on the internet by people just like me who are still new to this whole cooking/baking thing and still have to google the appropriate way to slice an onion (honestly, the knife skills class I&#8217;m taking at the end of the month cannot get here soon enough).&#160; </p>
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<p>First up, pasta all&#8217;Amatriciana last night. I should clarify that this wasn&#8217;t an actual failure as I don&#8217;t think I did anything wrong in the cooking, it was more of a failure of understanding the limitations of both my nostrils and my tastebuds. I learned a valuable lesson about reading comprehension to boot. </p>
<p>I actually have pasta alla Gricia written on my Bi-Monthly Menu of Doom, because <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2009/02/seriously-italian-pasta-alla-gricia-recipe.html" target="_blank">this recipe</a> caught my eye during my daily read and I thought, hey, authentic Roman pasta dish? Neat! It used a meat I had never heard of nor seen though I knew that <a href="http://www.libertyheightsfresh.com/portal" target="_blank">Liberty Heights Fresh</a> sold Salumi meats since my pancetta comes from there. Plus I would get to run around saying guanciale for a few days, and that&#8217;s always fun. The fact that it was PORK JOWL didn&#8217;t seem to trigger any red flags for me, probably because it was grouped with pancetta and proscuitto, which I love. Apparently the description as &#8220;piggy&#8221; didn&#8217;t register either because I continued to look forward to making this dish even after I went to 6 different stores looking for bucatini. </p>
<p>The day I chose to make the recipe, I got a little concerned, finally, about relying so heavily on a meat I was unfamiliar with to flavor an entire meal, and I knew I had a can of good quality tomatoes in the cupboard, so I went with the all&#8217;Amatriciana and <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/16/dining/161irex.html?_r=1&amp;scp=1&amp;sq=bucatini%20all%27Amatriciana&amp;st=cse" target="_blank">dug up a recipe in the NY Times.</a> I still didn&#8217;t find any bucatini though I did grab some perciatelli which, as far as I can tell, is for all practical purposes the same thing. I was so frustrated that I ended up picking up a pasta that just looked pretty &#8211; spinach garganelli in this case &#8211; and made it instead. </p>
<p>From the second I put that guanciale in the pan to saute, I knew I was in trouble. Internet, I grew up next to a farm that had pigs, I am overly familiar with the smell of pig and this? This smelled overwhelmingly of pig. Not pork, oh no, pork is a delicious smell. This literally smells like you shoved your nose against a filthy hog and inhaled deeply. And worse, being 8 months pregnant, your nose is so sensitive to smell anyway that I had a hard time just keeping lunch down while I was making it. But you know, there are plenty of delicious foods that smell terrible &#8211; salmon and cabbage, to name a few &#8211; so I trucked on. </p>
<p>We ate salad for dinner. It tasted like it smelled &#8211; worse, the taste came forward after you swallowed, so you were teased with tasty tomato sauce, and left with greasy pig. I was so disappointed, but you know, now I know that my palate is just not sophisticated enough to appreciate guanciale and apparently neither is my husband&#8217;s. My 2 year old didn&#8217;t seem to have a problem with it though. </p>
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<p>The failure revolving around this <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/2009/02/whole-lemon-tart/" target="_blank">whole lemon tart from Smitten Kitchen</a> will be chronicled tomorrow. For now, I&#8217;ll leave you with a photo and the link to tonight&#8217;s delicious taco and salsa dinner, which was not a failure:</p>
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<p><a title="_MG_8551 copy" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/34517850@N04/3374738020/"><img alt="_MG_8551 copy" src="http://static.flickr.com/3585/3374738020_555e8e0638.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95358426" target="_blank">Grilled Skirt Steak Tacos with Caramelized Onions and Roasted Tomatillo Salsa</a>, which we served up with some refried beans and added some roasted red peppers and shredded sharp cheddar and Monterey jack cheese to the tacos themselves.</p>
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